When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

1. When WWE Boss Vince McMahon humiliated Shawn Michaels by asking him to take a urine test in the middle of the ring Shawn Michaels retaliated by throwing his urine sample on Vince and Shane McMahon. After doing this he said, “__________________” The answer is a sentence.

2. What was written on Mike Inez’s bass guitar during Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged performance in 1996, in reference to the popular hairstyle of actress Jennifer Aniston of the then new sitcom Friends, directed to members of metal band Metallica, who were in the audience?

3. Joe Frazier on Muhammad Ali – “He’s phony, using his blackness to get his way.”

In Response: -

Muhammad Ali on Joe Frazier – “He’s so ugly, ______________”

Couldn’t resist putting this one in.

. Keith Moon was willing to pay someone to do what to Faces/Rolling Stones keyboardist Ian “Mac” McLagan who became his wife Kim’s boyfriend after the marital breakup and, after Moon’s death, her second husband out of jealousy?

5. On 25th January, 1995, a certain Matthew Simmons had someone’s foot in his face; literally. Whose foot and why? Hint: Sport.

6. “I felt it was a great point for me. I felt like pulling my pants down. What’s bad about it?” Who came up with this gem of a quote, when asked why he mooned the crowd on winning a point? Incidentally, the man in question was fined for breaking a racket earlier in the same match.

‘Anyone can become angry — that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way — that is not easy.’ – Aristotle

‘In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.’ – Douglas Adams

“If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I’ve never questioned a call in my life.” – John McEnroe, who else?

“Do you have any problems other than you’re unemployed, a moron and a dork?” – Yet again, John McEnroe

“This taught me a lesson, but I’m not quite sure what it is.” – Again