Politically correct

Here are some politically correct definitions(?) . Feel free to add your own as comments

alive: temporarily metabolically abled

clumsy: uniquely coordinated

crime rate: street activity index

dead: living impaired; terminally inconvenienced

death: post-viability outplacement

dishonest: ethically disoriented

drunk: sobriety deprived

elderly: chronologically experienced; chronologically gifted

fail: achieve a deficiency

fat: laterally enhanced

gossip: community information dissemination specialist

heavy: gravitationally compromised

homeless person: urban camper

lazy: motivationally deficient

mass murderer: indiscriminate life cessations

pregnant: parasitically oppressed

rude: cordiality impaired

spendthrift: negative saver

stoned: chemically inconvenienced

stupid: differently clued

ugly: aesthetically challenged

RoTD – 12

figure out the song/person being talked about -

1.

Strong willed, like a rock and always at the fore of a field

Known to cut fear in to pieces, the one whose roar tears away silence

When the sky spits fire who becomes a cool gust of air

Who bears the weight of the world is known as the Fearless one

grunt o fearless one, grunt !

 

2.

He is a lover

He is a killer

He is a part of everyone’s heart

Stealing away hearts

Stealing away sleep

That are his crimes

Never backs down from promises

Does not fear death

The emperor!

 

3.

Into imported clothing, accessories and beverages

And yet he smokes local beedi!

His looks are killer

Enough to destroy bollywood

Isn’t naked, does not stammer

And has only five fingers per hand

 

 

4.

Its a celebration of spring, so as to speak

But amazed is love, when it takes a peak

Fragrance is pissed at the flowers in the gardens

Hidden is a rivalry behind the blinds of the ambience

 

How do we speak of the atrocities?

And hence now we wonder

How will one decide whether or not we are together?

We travel together

And yet we are far apart

Like the two banks of a river which do not meet

 

5.

Dreamgirl, when will you arrive?

Even the season of joy has arrived,

When will you come?

My life passes by

When will you come?

Come hither, come hither

 

6.

And here is a description of a girl –

Like a rose that blossoms

Like the dreams of a poet

Like the first ray of the sun

Like a dove in the forest

Like a moonlit night

Like a musical conversation

like the forms of dawn

like the winter sunlight

like the tune of a veena

like the souls of colours

like the playful waves

like the dancing peacock

like a string of silk

like the angels’ song

like the slow intoxication of pure alcohol

 

inspiration courtsey , again, Mr. Antariksh Bothale.

Hero nahi toh kya, mai bhi kam nahi!

How a movie would have been from the perspective of a minor character!

RoTD – 11

Mujhe insti ki yaad aa rahi thi…so i came up with this. what do you google image search to get each of these pics as your top choices? six pics, six words.

RoTD – 10

LINK :

Hint : look at the time I posted this. I always look for inspiration from daily life.

RoTD – 10

LINK :

Hint : look at the time I posted this. I always look for inspiration from daily life.

RoTD – 9

I just saw Ready. And had a long discussion about infidelity with one of my female friends. Also, Mister Antariksh Bothale suggested a random name for the pic – (with some modification from my side)

Horny Okay Please.

now, lets see if we can come up with some nice songs/captions for this one -

 

What on earth is the world searching for : The Google trends Quiz

From the world of adult entertainment (5 letters)

From the world of Technology – (Hint: Count the number of peaks, and see the timeline)

Sports personality

Sports (2 words)

(Hint: ID the big peaks and the small ones)

From the world of  the followers of Machiavelli  (9 letters)

(Hint : Dictionary word, noun)

Services? Governance? Public Amenities?  (5 letters)

Culture (2 words)

RoTD – 8

Link.

RoTD 7

Explain the list -

Ferrari	7
Kurtis Kraft	5
Cooper	5
Lotus	5
Brabham	3
Shadow	2
Williams	2
Maserati	2
Honda	1
Surtees	1
De Tomaso	1
BRM	1
Vanwall	1
Kuzma	1
Porsche	1
Alfa Romeo	1
Simtek	1
March	1
Tyrell	1
BMW	1
Cornis	1
Osella	1
Penske	1