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July 19, 2009

ID Songs (Reversed) #1

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Shrivastava @ 12:14 am

7 songs played backwards
1-2 seconds gap between the end of a song and the start of the next

July 9, 2009

ID Movies in the Pic

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Shrivastava @ 4:28 am

No need to rot13 obviously.

idmoviesinpic

July 6, 2009

Weird Mating Habits Quiz

Filed under: Brain Teasers — satyasusernameisunique @ 12:59 am

Guess the species….

1)The male’s genitals explode and snap off inside the female, this is apparently evolutionary feature that prevents further copulation.

2)They are hermaphrodites (they have both male and female sexual organs). In this case, the male organ turns out to be two dagger-like penises that they use to hunt as well as mate. During mating, two of them fight (i.e. “penis fence”) to stab each other, while avoiding getting stabbed. The “loser” who gets stabbed will absorb the sperm through its skin and then scoots off to bear the burden of motherhood!

3)

Strange Fact 1. The annual mating of THEM is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of males in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming “mating ball.”

Strange Fact 2. Like many others of there kind, the male has two penises, called “hemipenes,” on each side of its body. The male will try to use the best-positioned penis to mate with the female in the center of the mating ball.
Strange Fact 3. As if the two facts above aren’t strange enough, turns out there is a “she-male” who releases pheromones just like the females do (and fools hundreds of other males to pile up on him/her). Why? Scientists think that this gives the she-male warmth and protection (and attention, too, I’m sure).

4) Males have a ravenous sexual appetite: they often try to hump inanimate objects and even other animals like sea turtles. (Zeus, GAP and other proper nouns will not be accepted)

5) Here’s chivalry for you: the males don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female’s body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!

6) The male releases its sperms on small twigs or stalks in what scientists call the “love garden”, then lays down an intricate silken trail to the spot. When a female stumbles upon this trail, she will follow it to seek out the “artist”. If she likes his work, then she will sit on the sperm.
However, if another male spots the garden, he will trash it and lay his own instead!

7) Males will pay (in form of fruits) to get a peek at the hind quarters of a female.

Actually, that’s not all: they will also pay to gaze at pictures of dominant “celebrities” (i.e. the high-ranking males) in their pack. Huh.

Anyways, if that isn’t enough bad behavior for you, think about this: males will attack their enemy when he is at his weakest: during orgasm.

8) The male argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus . When meeting a female it fancies, the male then detaches its penis to swim by itself to the female!

9)There are no males – all are females, so they can’t have sex at all. Wait a minute – so how do they reproduce? By cloning themselves:

Reproduction is preceeded by pseudocopulation, where two females act out the roles of a male mounting a female (they switch roles later on).
Apparently, this is required to stimulate egg production in both. When the eggs hatch, they will be all-female clones of the mother.

10)The males are born sexually mature. In fact, they will immediately grab and mate with their sister within minutes of her birth.

July 4, 2009

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Filed under: Brain Teasers — akhilsrivatsan @ 12:30 am

1. When WWE Boss Vince McMahon humiliated Shawn Michaels by asking him to take a urine test in the middle of the ring Shawn Michaels retaliated by throwing his urine sample on Vince and Shane McMahon. After doing this he said, “__________________” The answer is a sentence.

2. What was written on Mike Inez’s bass guitar during Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged performance in 1996, in reference to the popular hairstyle of actress Jennifer Aniston of the then new sitcom Friends, directed to members of metal band Metallica, who were in the audience?

3. Joe Frazier on Muhammad Ali – “He’s phony, using his blackness to get his way.”

In Response: -

Muhammad Ali on Joe Frazier – “He’s so ugly, ______________”

Couldn’t resist putting this one in.

. Keith Moon was willing to pay someone to do what to Faces/Rolling Stones keyboardist Ian “Mac” McLagan who became his wife Kim’s boyfriend after the marital breakup and, after Moon’s death, her second husband out of jealousy?

5. On 25th January, 1995, a certain Matthew Simmons had someone’s foot in his face; literally. Whose foot and why? Hint: Sport.

6. “I felt it was a great point for me. I felt like pulling my pants down. What’s bad about it?” Who came up with this gem of a quote, when asked why he mooned the crowd on winning a point? Incidentally, the man in question was fined for breaking a racket earlier in the same match.

‘Anyone can become angry — that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way — that is not easy.’ – Aristotle

‘In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.’ – Douglas Adams

“If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I’ve never questioned a call in my life.” – John McEnroe, who else?

“Do you have any problems other than you’re unemployed, a moron and a dork?” – Yet again, John McEnroe

“This taught me a lesson, but I’m not quite sure what it is.” – Again

July 3, 2009

Amitabh Bachchan Quiz

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Shrivastava @ 2:26 am

By: Harsh Jhaveri

Kabhi Kabhi Naseeb se
Agnipath ko cheer ke
ubharta hai Deshpremi Mahaan
badhata hai hum sabki Shaan
woh Mukaddar ka Sikandar hai kaun
woh aur koi nahi
Harivansh ki parivesh
Teji ka tej
guddi ka Ram Balram
desh ka Abhimaan
pant ka diya naam
Amitabh Amitabh Amitabh

-A contestant on KBC – I

ID the AB movies from which the following stills have been taken.

abcompile

July 2, 2009

Connext #2

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Shrivastava @ 2:39 am

Connext : Chetan Bhagat —> Paris Hilton

For rules refer: http://whoseblogislitanyway.wordpress.com/2009/05/11/connext/

June 30, 2009

Mumbai Railways

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Shrivastava @ 4:36 am

ID the boxed and numbered stations.

mumbaiya

June 29, 2009

ID Hindi Dialogues #1

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Shrivastava @ 3:53 am

The following are mathematical expressions of famous Hindi dialogues. ID them.

1.

P (A) = 1/2
P (B) = 3/5
P (C) = 3/4

:D :D :D :D

P (D) = 3/3

}:-) }:-) }:-)

2.

!= XY

??????

= XY ^ 1000

:) :):):)

3.

for n=11
ctrl+F

But
{Not only, P(A) !> 0
Also P(A) = 0}

4.
var d= new Date();

document.write(d” “);
document.write(“Good Morning “);
document.write(“Kya fart hai?”);

OUTPUT : 06/28/2009 06/28/2009 06/28/2009

5.

t=0
XX + XY = XY1 + XY2

t=some years
XY1 {$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$}

XY2 {XX}

6.

<head>
color=”#FF0000″ size=”1px”
</head>
<body>
XX
</body>

7.
Image Loading…

8.

var a
if a = XX
then print “Hello”
if a = XY
then print “Fuck Off”

OUTPUT:

NULL
(Virus Detected: Mosquito1.6)

June 26, 2009

ID Movies #2

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Shrivastava @ 3:23 am

idmovies2

June 24, 2009

Food Quiz #4

Filed under: Brain Teasers — Antariksh @ 2:54 am

Here’s a quick one. Identify the food ingredients/food items that have been shown in the pic. All of them have been shown in their original forms (as they are found in nature).

foodantarix

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