Rosesh Sarabhai Ki Poo Trees

“momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse
purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj
aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj
momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh
momaa ka purse
momaa ka purse “

“Khatar khun khatar khun khatar khun
Sun mere dil ki dhun
(Apparently Rosesh is comparing his heart to a car which has broken down)
Tere pyaar ki oiling mil gayi isey
Toh khatar khun ka ho jaayega gun gun “

“In the living room of Sarabhai’s………
Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaai………..
Agley mahiney………..
Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai
Yeah Yeah Yeah…………… “

“Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari
thodi blessings daan me de do
thodi mamta tumhari
momma ho momma ho… “

“Ek Common Man Ko Mili He Pari
Jese Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry
Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy
Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry “

“ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan
badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran
datton ke liye danta manjan
aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran “

“hawa mein hain khushi ki aroma
jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma
say hi to happiness n tata to trauma
jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma “

“lagul lagul lagul lagul
laal laal lagul lagul JELLY
jelly ke cabre dancer jaise shareer mein chhupi hai
anjaani ankahee paheli

jelly hai moma ka mann
narm mulayam meetha
pasand hai ise har koi
sangeeta rita mita aneeta

jelly giri zameen par
to awaaz aayi PLUP PLUP!
baccha usme haath maare
to sunai deti hai THUP THUP!

jelly par kabhi fungus na lage
uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage
agar bachani hai hume hamari
country…
TO JELLY KO BANANA HOGA HAMARA PRADHAN MANTRI!!”

“tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana,
kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla,
jaise koi basi aur sada hua khaman dhokla…. “

“asman mein uud raha hai kabutar ….
Aasman mein uud raha hai kabutar ….
FLUTTER ….. FLUTTER….. FLUTTER…… “

“Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey…
Shristey k sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey…
(Popat is name of his kaka who had expired)”

“humpty dumpty sat on the ‘gadi’
gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi
dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas
kyuki gadi pe bethna is just so middle class.”

IIT Lingo

A look at some situations when  lukkha and not-so lukkha iitiansmaxxx use the golden words

KYA FFFAAART HAIN?

I’M ENTHU!!!!

GOD HAIN BE!!!

POLTU  SAALA

PAIN HAI YAAR

DELTA

DAYAAAAMAXXXXX

SHADY.COM —The WBILA matrimonials

As our journalism empire grows (readership >5 +1 )..Wbila is proud to present its very own matrimonial services at shady.com. REAL applicants from its homophonic inferior counterpart were interviewed by our very own sp.correspondent Ms. Mar(r)y doKaudiwala..here are the most Elegy-able bachelors we found.

Logo concept :   Tanuj

1.BAchelor #1 :  i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework…..(Mary DoKaudiwala:”Ah so i can use ‘my dog ate my homework ‘ ????)

2.B #2: My wife should be as ‘Shivani’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as “Tanwerr” as in KSBKBT.…..(M.D.K.: Rock on DUDE!!! Who acronyms K serials?????)

3. B#3 :whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the woman of the lamp.(M.D.K. : Not for me mate. Try asking Florence Nightingale)

4. B#4 : HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.                            (M.D.K.: ” Basic math. What were the three things again??”)

5. B#5: i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok…..(M.D.K.:  accha ok thik hai fine good godmaxx awesome . Whats ur point ?)

6. B#6 : my name is Mohammed and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes….(M.D.K.:  Playing HARD-TO-GET????)

7. B#7: Ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.….(M.D.K.: Pick Me!! Pick ME!!  ..?????)

8. B# 8: Iwant one Girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly  or she havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye.———–(M.D.K.:  DArn this is an MCQ . infi options.did he just ask me to chose bet him and his mom? is it just me or does the last line make him sound like captian planet ??)

Graphiti Ver 1.0

X and Y axes at your disposal….

Yo Mama Ver 1.0

Yo Mama’s so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama’s so stupid that when she saw a “Wet Floor” sigh, she did.

Yo Mama’s so stupid she can’t read an audio book.

Yo Mama’s so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo momma so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked!

Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.

Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!

xkcd Quiz #1

Fill in the blanks… Almost all of them are workable

No need for rot13ed answers for these.

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LOL :

TRIVIA : x +k +c+d = 42

Prafulism

1) DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul “Decide” matlab ?

Praful : “Decide” Hansa … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na … “A side” — “B side” … to “C-side” … “D- side” —> “Decide”

2)Mature

Hansa : Mature matlab ????

praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”

main chor …main chor….mature…acha acha….

3) alphabet

hansa: praful alphabet matlab

praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?

hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

4) Asset

Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab ???

Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….

Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai …. taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …

“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … “Eee Sethh … ” … Asset ..

5) Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??

Prafful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-End.. Depend

6) TOURNAMENT

HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB

PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!

HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)

MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN

HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL

EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT

DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT

AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA

7) elastic

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa..

apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila …

usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa : Ila to…

Ila-stick leke …

Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

If you have any more, do comment!

Dumber Numbers #1

10101010 – No. of runs given by Ajit Agarkar in a one-match series against Bangladesh

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ZERO (0) – Value of g = value of coefficient of friction in Rajnikanth movies

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786786^911 – Number of bodies donated by Al-Qaeda for anatomical research

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5050 – Frequency of change of Nepal governments

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49 – No. of bullets collected in Sunny Deol’s head

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99999 -  Amount of calories donated per family per day by American Healthy Food Companies

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138585 – Number of hair-strands donated per day by His Highness Laloo Prasa Yadav

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666 -    Number of entries to General Hospitals for neck dislocation by Iron Maiden

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424242424242424242424- Number of blogs with <=1 useful entries

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1230000 – Number of people who have committed suicide after watching:

Hostel Suckys #1

What would stars be? #1

Ever wondered what would Akshay Kumar be doing today if not hopping around trying to get a soft drink instead of going to the nearest supermarket…

“Sochaaaaaa haaainnnn” – CROAK ON!!!

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