Food Quiz 1

6 typical Indian food descriptions are given below. ID.

1. A high calorie flatbread mostly eaten in Maharashtra, Gujarat, Karnataka and other neighboring states. The primary ingredient of this dish is split yellow gram. Served hot, this can be eaten at any time of the day.
2. A dish made up of rice flour and black lentil in the ratio 3:1. The outer surface of this dish is crisp while the inside is soft like a idli. The toppings are mixed with the batter before cooking the pancake.
3. A sweet popular in Persia and the Indian subcontinent. It is made by deep-frying batter in a pretzel shape, which is then soaked in syrup. Eaten both warm and cold, these have a somewhat chewy texture.
4. A popular vegetarian fast food which is primarily potato mash patty stuffed between 2 pieces of unsweetened bread. This dish is supposedly devised by snack vendor Ashok Vaidya outside a famous railway station. It was initially the cheapest from of meal for the low income group, but now even sophisticated hotels serve it.
5. A traditional and popular yogurt based drink of the Indian subcontinent. Its primary ingredient is blended with water and Indian spices to make it. This drink has a lot of forms and the sweet one is most popular.  These are enjoyed chilled and mostly taken with lunch.
6. A form of flattened rice which originated with the Bhojpuri and Chattisgarhi people. This is cooked with lightly frying mustard seeds, turmeric, chilli powder and finally chopped onions. This is the convenience food for most people living in central India.

Do not pass go. Do not collect 200.

Try to guess the names of the places that have been covered on the monopoly board.Answer in clockwise order starting from GO.The first board is american and the second one is british.The reward for 1st prize is a 10000000 monopoly $.

Have you seen these movies?

So recently one of my friends went for a hollywood movie, except it was in hindi(idiot). So as a tribute to his lack of intelligence, here is a quiz on the dubbed titles of hollywood movies. Some of them are completely random and the movies were actually named these titles, I didn’t make this up.

Workoutable:

1)Faris Ka Varis(this is the latest one!)

2)Samunder ke lootere

3)Murde ka khazana

4)Antim ghadi

5)Murdon ki kahani, Bacchon ki zubani

6)Ek Bandar hotel ke andar(You remember this one, don’t you?)

7)Museum ke undar fans gayaa sikander

8)ek baby teen badmaas

9)Aakhri yodhdha

10)Rahasmayi tehkhana

11)Aag ka pyala

12)Balle balle amritsar to LA(Too obvious)

13)Mrityushikhar

14)Humshaklon ka hamla

15)Mayajaal

16)Kal Ke Baad

17)Mr. & Mrs. Sharma

18) Narak Putra

19)Loha

Slightly(?) more difficult

20)Hanuman(They actually called an english movie this)

21)Arnold ka Muqabla

22)Jangal mein mangal

23)Khatarnak qatil

24)Khooni Darinda (no this is not a Ramgopal varma movie)

25)Vijeta

26)Yodhdha

27)Paanchva tatva

28)Maut ka samunder

29)tsunami ka kahar

30)Mr and Mrs Jhol.

31)Mahakaal

32)Mahapralay

33)Sardar Vahaan Singh

34)Jurm aur kanoon

35)Pralay

36)Magarmachch

37)Grahon ka mahayudhdha

38)Aakraman

39)Jindaa hoon mein

40)karo ya maro

WWE FINISHERS

Yes, We’re back with our completely pointless,useless and random quizzes.

This one is on WWE moves. At some point in our pathetic childhood, we’ve all tried these on(or in some cases *sigh* have had them tried on us by) pillows, siblings,friends, neighbour’s dog and in the dumbest of our moments – ourselves.

So let’s see if you remember anything about these “deadly” moves:

Following our some descriptions, see if you can give the names of these moves:

1) (The easiest one)

A direct kick or punch to the opponent’s crotch(pretty pointless if the opponent is female).

Considered illegal, although all wrestler’s have performed it more than once.

2)(pretty easy)The wrestler bends their opponent forward, placing the opponent’s head between the wrestler’s legs and then applies a

double underhook on the opponent. The wrestler then jumps up while tucking their knees causing them to lift their opponent off the mat before landing on their knees, forcing the opponent’s face into the mat.

3) Technically called the seated three-quarter facelock jawbreaker. It involves an attacking wrestler applying a three-quarter facelock (reaching back and grabbing the head of an opponent, thus pulling the opponent’s jaw above the wrestler’s shoulder) before falling to a seated position and forcing the opponent’s jaw (but predominantly the opponent’s neck) to drop down on the shoulder of the attacking wrestler. The free hand is sometimes used to hold the top of the head.

Identify the Wrestlers whose finishing moves are given below:

4)Punjabi Plunge

5)Twist of Fate

6)Sharp shooter

7)Mandible Claw

8)Identify the move:

Teri kya lagi? -The FaRrAAXX Quiz

Hello people,

One more insanely silly quiz for you. Given are the ratios of FRs+XXs in a course to AAs and APs. You have to tell me which course.

For those of you who do not quite know what that means and cracked JEE only by marking ABCB throughout the paper, this means that if a course has 1 FR and 1 XX, and 2 APs and 8 AAs, the Golden Ratio will be 0.2.

Additionally, because I am so nice, I am giving the ratio for 2008 and 2009.Co0l? Here goes.

The courses in question are MA 105, 106, 108; PH 103, 105; CH 103; HS 101; CS 101; IC 102

1. 2008 – 0.29, 2009 - 0.70

2. 2008 – 0.30, 2009 – 0.04

3. 2008 – 0.69, 2009 – 0.73

4. 2008 – 0.08, 2009 – 0.10

5. 2008 – 0.38, 2009 – 0.20

6. 2008 – 1.58, 2009 – 0.11

7. 2008 – 4.83, 2009 – 1.38

8. 2008 – 0.44, 2009 – 0.23

9. 2008 – 0.15, 2009 – 0.71

If you actually check the grading statistics for all these courses on asc, you’re a bigger loser than I am . So no point in my telling you not to do so.

Visitors from outer space!

“What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death?”

— James Cameron, on Sigourney Weaver’s concern about the use of guns in Aliens

Identify these aliens and/or where they featured:

1)This alien was a biped with green hairless skin, pointed ears, fangs and antennae. Appeared in a famous cartoon series.

2)These aliens look like mushrooms. usually brown in colour with no hands and two legs. Also usually the first alien you encounter in

this series.

3)Appear similar to humans but with pointed ears and arched and upswept eyebrows.Once every seven years, they experience an overpowering sexdrive known as pon farr and must have sexual contact with someone or face insanity or death. Also supress all emotion.

4)Wookies are gentle affectionate creatures who were tall, in excess of two meters in height, and were covered with a uniform, mid-length coat of thick hair in various shades of brown.

WARNING:they have a very short temper.

Can you name the most famous Wookie?

Name the works of fiction where you would find this aliens:

5)Gravemind

6)Eloi

7)Ewok.

8)Skrulls.

9)ID this race of aliens created by K.A. Applegate.

Weird Mating Habits Quiz

Guess the species….

1)The male’s genitals explode and snap off inside the female, this is apparently evolutionary feature that prevents further copulation.

2)They are hermaphrodites (they have both male and female sexual organs). In this case, the male organ turns out to be two dagger-like penises that they use to hunt as well as mate. During mating, two of them fight (i.e. “penis fence”) to stab each other, while avoiding getting stabbed. The “loser” who gets stabbed will absorb the sperm through its skin and then scoots off to bear the burden of motherhood!

3)

Strange Fact 1. The annual mating of THEM is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of males in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming “mating ball.”

Strange Fact 2. Like many others of there kind, the male has two penises, called “hemipenes,” on each side of its body. The male will try to use the best-positioned penis to mate with the female in the center of the mating ball.
Strange Fact 3. As if the two facts above aren’t strange enough, turns out there is a “she-male” who releases pheromones just like the females do (and fools hundreds of other males to pile up on him/her). Why? Scientists think that this gives the she-male warmth and protection (and attention, too, I’m sure).

4) Males have a ravenous sexual appetite: they often try to hump inanimate objects and even other animals like sea turtles. (Zeus, GAP and other proper nouns will not be accepted)

5) Here’s chivalry for you: the males don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female’s body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!

6) The male releases its sperms on small twigs or stalks in what scientists call the “love garden”, then lays down an intricate silken trail to the spot. When a female stumbles upon this trail, she will follow it to seek out the “artist”. If she likes his work, then she will sit on the sperm.
However, if another male spots the garden, he will trash it and lay his own instead!

7) Males will pay (in form of fruits) to get a peek at the hind quarters of a female.

Actually, that’s not all: they will also pay to gaze at pictures of dominant “celebrities” (i.e. the high-ranking males) in their pack. Huh.

Anyways, if that isn’t enough bad behavior for you, think about this: males will attack their enemy when he is at his weakest: during orgasm.

8) The male argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus . When meeting a female it fancies, the male then detaches its penis to swim by itself to the female!

9)There are no males – all are females, so they can’t have sex at all. Wait a minute – so how do they reproduce? By cloning themselves:

Reproduction is preceeded by pseudocopulation, where two females act out the roles of a male mounting a female (they switch roles later on).
Apparently, this is required to stimulate egg production in both. When the eggs hatch, they will be all-female clones of the mother.

10)The males are born sexually mature. In fact, they will immediately grab and mate with their sister within minutes of her birth.

Autographs Quiz #1

By- Antariksh Bothale

The following are autographs of
2 entertainers

3 sportsmen

3 authors

1 scientist

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

1. When WWE Boss Vince McMahon humiliated Shawn Michaels by asking him to take a urine test in the middle of the ring Shawn Michaels retaliated by throwing his urine sample on Vince and Shane McMahon. After doing this he said, “__________________” The answer is a sentence.

2. What was written on Mike Inez’s bass guitar during Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged performance in 1996, in reference to the popular hairstyle of actress Jennifer Aniston of the then new sitcom Friends, directed to members of metal band Metallica, who were in the audience?

3. Joe Frazier on Muhammad Ali – “He’s phony, using his blackness to get his way.”

In Response: -

Muhammad Ali on Joe Frazier – “He’s so ugly, ______________”

Couldn’t resist putting this one in.

. Keith Moon was willing to pay someone to do what to Faces/Rolling Stones keyboardist Ian “Mac” McLagan who became his wife Kim’s boyfriend after the marital breakup and, after Moon’s death, her second husband out of jealousy?

5. On 25th January, 1995, a certain Matthew Simmons had someone’s foot in his face; literally. Whose foot and why? Hint: Sport.

6. “I felt it was a great point for me. I felt like pulling my pants down. What’s bad about it?” Who came up with this gem of a quote, when asked why he mooned the crowd on winning a point? Incidentally, the man in question was fined for breaking a racket earlier in the same match.

‘Anyone can become angry — that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way — that is not easy.’ – Aristotle

‘In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.’ – Douglas Adams

“If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I’ve never questioned a call in my life.” – John McEnroe, who else?

“Do you have any problems other than you’re unemployed, a moron and a dork?” – Yet again, John McEnroe

“This taught me a lesson, but I’m not quite sure what it is.” – Again

Profs Quiz #1

By: Harsh Jhaveri