whose blog is Lit anyway?

December 3, 2011

Lazy College Senior. Going. Gone.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Aviral Bhatnagar @ 1:44 pm

 

Slot 1 this semester.

We surely need such opportunities.

Poetically summed up.

June 28, 2011

Politically correct

Filed under: Uncategorized — rushabh91 @ 9:27 pm

Here are some politically correct definitions(?) . Feel free to add your own as comments

alive: temporarily metabolically abled

clumsy: uniquely coordinated

crime rate: street activity index

dead: living impaired; terminally inconvenienced

death: post-viability outplacement

dishonest: ethically disoriented

drunk: sobriety deprived

elderly: chronologically experienced; chronologically gifted

fail: achieve a deficiency

fat: laterally enhanced

gossip: community information dissemination specialist

heavy: gravitationally compromised

homeless person: urban camper

lazy: motivationally deficient

mass murderer: indiscriminate life cessations

pregnant: parasitically oppressed

rude: cordiality impaired

spendthrift: negative saver

stoned: chemically inconvenienced

stupid: differently clued

ugly: aesthetically challenged

June 13, 2011

RoTD – 10

Filed under: Uncategorized — harshveerjain @ 9:13 am

LINK :

Hint : look at the time I posted this. I always look for inspiration from daily life.

May 23, 2011

RotD – 5

Filed under: Uncategorized — harshveerjain @ 3:46 am

Which Prime Minister of Britain am i talking of -

A degree from LSE

drinks, a lot

is pompous

loves football, and hates certain types of cultures

Also was a cabinet minister for the Ministry of Administrative Affairs.

HINT :

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